Monday, March 31, 2008

Declaration of Independence

The reason for the formation of The Yellow Chicken society is to improve on the current American Society. One of the big problems eliminated is the problem of obesity. You can only become a member of this society if you have papers from a hospital stating you are not obese. Also, if you hate to eat chicken you are not allowed. The leader of this utopia shall be called 'The Yellow Chicken', and only be called 'The Yellow Chicken'.
If one should become obese while leaving here, they have exactly 2 weeks to become unfat. If they are not normal by then, they shall be kicked out. If the leader should become obese he has exactly 7 weeks to become normal. If he is not normal by then, he shall be kicked out after appointing a new leader. If the people do not like the new leader, someone may challenge him to a low-fat fried chicken eating contest. The winner will be the new leader.
In conclusion, this society was formed for the sole purpose of reducing obesity. Anyone of any race and intelligence can join as long as they are not obese.