Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Always on the computer with nothing to do?
Are you also in need of money? well i have the solution for you.
http://www.moola.com:80/moopubs/b2b/exc/join.jsp?sid=4d6a59744d6a63354e513d3d-2
with this site you get a penny free. Then you play games with other players, if you win you get their penny, if not they take your penny, but you get another free one.
then you can choose to bet you $0.02 for a chance to win 4 cents, or you can play another 1 cent game. The same applies to higher level, like say your at $81.92 you wouldn't risk it all, you might just pay a $5.12 game. Please only join if your really interested, i only got 99 invitations left.
http://www.moola.com:80/moopubs/b2b/exc/join.jsp?sid=4d6a59744d6a63354e513d3d-2
with this site you get a penny free. Then you play games with other players, if you win you get their penny, if not they take your penny, but you get another free one.
then you can choose to bet you $0.02 for a chance to win 4 cents, or you can play another 1 cent game. The same applies to higher level, like say your at $81.92 you wouldn't risk it all, you might just pay a $5.12 game. Please only join if your really interested, i only got 99 invitations left.
A typical day
Lets see what the leader is doing; it appears he is still sleeping. Lets check on a normal civilian then, we find a random old lady at the local Chicken-Mart, the store that sells everything as long as it isn't high in fat. It seems she is buying a wireless video game controller. She must be getting ready for the tournament. Lets check on the leader again, BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! That was the alarm, I guess he is waking up now. He seems to be brushing his teeth now, and now he is heading out to Chicken-Mart. Hey! theres that old lady again! WAIT! WHATS THIS!?!? THE OLD LADY IS CHALLENGING THE LEADER TO A BATTLE! an here it is!:
The Current Yellow Chicken is on the right side, and it appears HE WON! YAY!
And thats a typical day, and notice how we didnt see a fat person anywhere.
The Current Yellow Chicken is on the right side, and it appears HE WON! YAY!
And thats a typical day, and notice how we didnt see a fat person anywhere.
Persuasive letter
Dear friend/relative;
I have noticed that you are not a member of The Yellow Chicken Society. It is a wonderful community if you are tired of obese people and/or you like video games. The leader of the society is known as The Yellow Chicken. By limiting how much our members weigh, we have created an ideal society without any large people bocking your way, eating all the food, or accidentally sitting on you. We also have a bi-annual video game tournament, the winner of each tournament receives the golden chicken trophy. It is a very pretty trophy. We also have a nice election system. At ANY time a person is welcome to challenge the leader, if he/she provides proof that the leader has been unlawful, to a Street Fighter video game battle. The winner is the new leader. The Yellow Chicken has absolute power to do anything if approved buy the golden trophy holders. Upon entry of the society, you get a psp and a guide on how not to be overweight.
sincerely,
The Current Yellow Chicken
I have noticed that you are not a member of The Yellow Chicken Society. It is a wonderful community if you are tired of obese people and/or you like video games. The leader of the society is known as The Yellow Chicken. By limiting how much our members weigh, we have created an ideal society without any large people bocking your way, eating all the food, or accidentally sitting on you. We also have a bi-annual video game tournament, the winner of each tournament receives the golden chicken trophy. It is a very pretty trophy. We also have a nice election system. At ANY time a person is welcome to challenge the leader, if he/she provides proof that the leader has been unlawful, to a Street Fighter video game battle. The winner is the new leader. The Yellow Chicken has absolute power to do anything if approved buy the golden trophy holders. Upon entry of the society, you get a psp and a guide on how not to be overweight.
sincerely,
The Current Yellow Chicken
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
A Poem
My villanelle about Pikachu.
“Pikachu”
I wish I had a level 100 Pikachu.
Not any other level would suffice.
There will be nothing that I couldn’t do
He could shock someone out of their shoes.
He could melt a block of ice.
I wish I had a level 100 Pikachu.
I wouldn’t take him to Peru,
He might fry everyone’s rice.
There will be nothing I couldn’t do.
I would teach him to say thank you.
I won’t let him touch anyone’s electronic device.
I wish I had a level 100 Pikachu.
He could beat up a kangaroo.
I wouldn’t sell him, not even for a high price.
I wish I had a level 100 Pikachu.
There will be nothing I couldn’t do.
“Pikachu”
I wish I had a level 100 Pikachu.
Not any other level would suffice.
There will be nothing that I couldn’t do
He could shock someone out of their shoes.
He could melt a block of ice.
I wish I had a level 100 Pikachu.
I wouldn’t take him to Peru,
He might fry everyone’s rice.
There will be nothing I couldn’t do.
I would teach him to say thank you.
I won’t let him touch anyone’s electronic device.
I wish I had a level 100 Pikachu.
He could beat up a kangaroo.
I wouldn’t sell him, not even for a high price.
I wish I had a level 100 Pikachu.
There will be nothing I couldn’t do.
List of Rules
What would a society be without any rules? Here they are:
10. Charge your electronic devices before leaving your house.
9. Never use cheats in a pokemon game.
8. Air pollution is bad, so try your best not to contribute to it.
7. No killing anyone, unless its in a video game.
6. 4bs0lut31y d0 n0t p05t 1ik3 th1s, its annoying and can be hard to translate.
5. using smilies in posts are encouraged so we can guess what your tone is :P
4. ALWAYS wash your hands after urinating, sanitation can be fun.
3. Advertising inappropriate sites are is not allowed.
2. Never talk bad about language arts.
1. Never blame any thing on The Yellow Chicken.
10. Charge your electronic devices before leaving your house.
9. Never use cheats in a pokemon game.
8. Air pollution is bad, so try your best not to contribute to it.
7. No killing anyone, unless its in a video game.
6. 4bs0lut31y d0 n0t p05t 1ik3 th1s, its annoying and can be hard to translate.
5. using smilies in posts are encouraged so we can guess what your tone is :P
4. ALWAYS wash your hands after urinating, sanitation can be fun.
3. Advertising inappropriate sites are is not allowed.
2. Never talk bad about language arts.
1. Never blame any thing on The Yellow Chicken.
Our animal
I know what you people are thinking. 'Its just a chicken'. Well its more than that. Its a low-fat food thats very high in protein. It also tastes good, and we get free eggs from it. You can prepare chicken so so many different ways. You can get all year, and eat it for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. And if you don't slaughter it, it can be a fun family pet that generates free eggs.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Our Motto and Seal
All right, here it is...
a yellow glow on the chick didn't look too nice :(
and the motto...
'We have no diet commercials on T.V'
a yellow glow on the chick didn't look too nice :(
and the motto...
'We have no diet commercials on T.V'
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